Is he worth it?

October 5, 2008

I was right.

Hindi na talaga ako nadala.

 

‘Di ba Jary you were told by everybody to stop those foolishness?

For heaven’s sake, maawa ka naman sa sarili mo.

That is not fair.

 

 

Girl.

 

 

WAKE UP.

Nasabi mo na ba ‘to? Funny quotations :D

Mag-ingat sa ating pag spokening

 

“The more the manyer.” 

“It’s a no-win-win situation.” 

“Burn the bridge when you get there.” 

“Anulled and void.” 

“Mute and academic.” 

“C’mon let’s join us!” 

“If worse comes to shove.”

“Are you joking my leg?” 

“It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.”

“What are friends are for?” 

“You can never can tell.” (My Personal Favorite!)

“Well well well. Look do we have here!” 

“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.” 

“Been there, been that.” 

“Forget it about it.” 

“Give him the benefit of the daw.” 

“It’s a blessing in the sky.” 

“Right there and right then.”

“Where’d you came from?” 

“Take things first at a time.”

“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”

“You want to have your cake and bake it too.” 

“First and for all.” 

“Now and there.” 

“I’m only human nature.”

“The sky’s the langit.” 

“That’s what I’m talking about it.” 

“One of these days is not like the other.” 

“So far, so good, so far.” 

“Time is of ! the elements.” 

“In the wink of an eye.” 

“The feeling is actual.” 

“For all intense and purposes.” 

“I ran into some errands.” 

“Hi. I’m <your name>, what’s yours?” 

“What is the world is coming to?”  

“What is the next that is?”  

“Get the most of both worlds.” 

“Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.” 

“Whatever you say so.” 

“Base-to-base casis.” 

“My answers have been prayered.” 

“Please me alone!” 

“It’s as brand as new.” 

“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”

“I can’t take it anymore of this!”

“Are you sure ka na ba?”

“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”

:D

Sick Notes :D

These are real notes written by parents in a TENNESSEE school district (spellings have been left intact)

1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )’s were crossed out] .

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being.It was his father’s fault.

15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping because i don’t know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won’t be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19. Ple ase excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids!

–wahahah! they are only human nature ryt? no anybody is perfect haha!

Interesting Facts: JOKE?

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)


2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it)



3. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How’d they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can’t get over that pig thing)
(Don’t try this at home…maybe at work?)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn’t seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm……..)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you’re ambidextrous do you split the difference?)



8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of…?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew….? Who cares? How’d they find out, did they ask them?)



10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…can you imagine?? And why pigs?)



12. A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)



13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(Honey, I’m home. What the….)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there…)



14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig … quality over quantity)



15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That’s almost as bad as catfish)



16. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.

(I know some people like that.)



17. Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)