A Loving Relationship

October 2, 2008

Loving each other :D 

• A Loving Relationship is a choice partnership. Loving someone in whom even imperfection is seen as possibility and, therefore, a thing of beauty: where discovery struggle and acceptance are the basis of continued growth and wonderment.
• A Loving Relationship is one in which individuals trust each other enough to become vulnerable, secure that the other person won’t take advantage. It is neither exploits nor takes the other for granted. It involves much communication, much sharing, and much tenderness.
• A Loving Relationship is one, which one can be open and honest with one another without the fear of being judged. Its being secure in the knowledge that you are each others bestfriend no matter what happens you will stand by one another.
• A Loving Relationship is one in which the individuals involved to grow in their understanding and loving acceptance of each others differences and encourages each others differences and encourages each person to reach out and share as much beauty and love as its possible to find.
• A Loving Relationship is one in which you accept the other person at the moment as a whole and receive that the same acceptance.
• A loving Relationship is one in which the distinctions of personal rights, possessions, thoughts, emotions and even actions become blurred,, and it doesn’t matter, because we share as much as its humanly possible with the same ultimate goals.
• A Loving Relationship is one in which there is an mutual caring about the growth and progress of each, where possessiveness gives away offering the other to be his/her person where selfishness gives away to selfless giving, sharing. And caring where the lines of communication are kept open, where the good in each is maximized and bad minimized.

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• A Loving Relationship is one of trust and acceptance, which creates a tender warm feeling of security and contentment. It offers unlimited support and strenght upon which one always can draw.

I love you

HANDS DOWN

by: Dashboard Confessional

 

Breathe in for luck
Breathe in so deep
This air is blessed, you share with me
This night is wild, so calm and dull
These hearts they race, from self-control
You legs are smooth as they graze mine
We’re doing fine
We’re doing nothing at all

My hopes are so high
That your kiss might kill me
So won’t you kill me
So I die happy
My heart is yours to fill or burst
To break or bury
Or wear as jewelry
Which ever you prefer

The words are hushed, let’s not get busted
Just lay entwined here, undiscovered
Safe in here from all the stupid questions
“Hey did you get some?”
Man that is so dumb
Stay quiet, stay near
Stay close, they can’t hear
So we can get some

My hopes are so high
That your kiss might kill me
So won’t you kill me
So I die happy
My heart is yours to fill or burst
To break or bury
Or wear as jewelry
Which ever you prefer

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember
I’ll always remember the sound of the stereo
The dim of the soft lights
The scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers
And the time on the clock when we realized it’s so late
And this walk that we shared together
The streets were wet
And the gate was locked so I jumped it
And I let you in
And you stood at your door
With your hands on my waist
And you kissed me like you meant it
And I knew that you meant it
That you meant it
That you meant it
And I knew.
That you meant it,
That you meant it.

song from: DADI GLENN

Suggested Titles of Pinoy Porn Movies..Funny :D

October 1, 2008

sarap, ligaya at iba pa

hiyas ni kulas

anuhan

umaga na nang hinugot

ang sarap mo nene (huwag po lolo)

dinuguang tahong

jingle lang ang pahinga

budburan mo ng suka ang uhaw na lumpia

virgin pa si kuya

halinghing sa likod ng saging

inday! wala senyorita mo!

dinilaan hanggang naubos

kulang sa haplos

mahapdi (pero kaya ko pa)

sayang ang sabik

gatas ni lucas

dapa at dura

dakilang sawa

iyo ang talong, akin ang patola

lumabas na gatas

tirahan ng tirahan hanggang kamatayan

lamas sa ibaba at itaas

zipper mo bukas

pa dila

pasubo ng hotdog

lamas sa melon

ng gabing maubos ang katas

kabig ng dibdib, subo ng bibig

lulon lola (wag itapon)

mahirap abutin, pero kayang tiisin

sipsip ni nene, sarap ni rene

batihin si lolo, happy birthday!

jaclyn mo, jaclyn ko jaclyn si jack

laplapin mo beybe

biyakin mo ang kastanyas ko

uyy santa… bigboy ka pala!

ako’y magbabaging, sa mahaba mong saging

kikiam, yum yum!

Man’s Like That

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.

 

When do you care for a man’s company? When he owns it.

 

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? Three, if you slice them very thinly.

 

Why do men get married? So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in anymore.

 

What are a woman’s four favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

 

How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.

 

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

 

What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.

 

What did God say after she made Eve? “Practice makes perfect.”

 

What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.

 

What is the one thing that all men at singles bar shave in common? They’re married.

 

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.

 

Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

 

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brain power? A widower.

 

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?

“God says: “So you would love her.”

“But God,” the man says. “why did you make her so dumb?”

“God says: “So she would love you.”

 

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years? He wouldn’t ask for directions.

PINOY MOVIES nga naman :D

Some facts about PINOY MOVIES

• Laging umiikot ang istorya sa paghihiganti
• Ni.rape ang kapatid ng bida o pinatay ang kamag.anak niya (nanay, tatay,  ate, kuya, kinakapatid, kabiyak, anak, tiyo, tiya, pinsan, lolo, lola, ninong, ninang, apo, apo sa tuhod, apo sa talampakan, ninuno, etc etc)
• Isa sa mga eksena eh babastusin siya o syota niya ng mga nag.iinumang tambay
• Magkakagulo sa isang okasyon (kaarawan, kasal, binyag, burol)
• Hindi nakakaramdam ng sakit ang bida sa bakbakan pero sisigaw ito at aaray kapag ginagamot na ang mga sugat niya ng bidang babae
• Smoker at mabisyo lagi ang kontrabida
• Lagi itong may uto-utong tauhan o ‘mga bata’
• Lagi itong naka.jacket kahit tanghaling tapat, kadalasan pa ay itim na leather jacket
• Ang mga kuta ng kalaban eh sa warehouse o malaking bahay, at madalas pa dito na nangyayari ang huling babakbakan scene
• Lagi ding may eksena sa isang beer house
• May seksing leading lady at may love scene na pwedeng i.kwento sa Abante
• Marunong sa bakbakan ang babae, at kung isang lalake lang naman eh kayang.kaya nitong patumbahin
• Laging pasaway ang leading lady, kapag sinabi ng bida na huwag siyang aalis ay pilit itong magliliwaliw sa gitna ng bakbakan
• Kung mako.corner ang bida, hindi ito papatayin, ikukulong lang
• Mag.uusap ang bida at ang mortal na kalaban nito habang nagtututukan ng baril..mahabang pag.uusap na tila magsyotang nasa telepono
• May malalakas na pagpapasabog kahit hindi naman kailangan, walang malalakas na pagpapasabog kahit na kailangan
• Kahit ano sasabog kapag binabaril, pati puno sumasabog
• Mura lang ang baril, pwede itong itapon kung wala ng bala
• Makakapulot ang bida ng baril na may bala tuwing kinakailangan
• Marunong at asintado sa baril ang leading lady kahit hindi pa siya nakakahawak nito sa buong buhay niya
• Kaya ng bida ang dalawampung tao sa bakbakan dahil hindi naman sila sumusugod ng sabay.sabay, laging isa.isa
• Hindi tinatamaan ng bala ang bida kahit tatlumpung tao ang bumabaril sa kanya, pero lahat sila tinatamaan niya
• Laging sa lupa tumatama ang bala ng kaaway
• Tamaan man ng bala ang bida ay laging daplis lang, hindi pwedeng sa ulo o sa puso
• Siyam (9) ang buhay ng bida, doble pa nito ang buhay ng leading lady
• Kung mamamatay man ang isa sa kanila eh makakapagsalita pa ito ng isang page ng script bago malagutan ng hininga
• Huli na darating ang maraming pulis, at wala silang pakialam sa bida, kahit involved ito sa riot!

hahaha! agree? no offense po!